“What’s scarier than a bloodthirsty shark? A bloodthirsty, brain-hungry ZOMBIE SHARK, that’s what! Best of all, this particular Zombie Shark flies through the air, putting him in prime range to chomp off the heads of unsuspecting humans. The Zombie Shark also doesn’t moan and groan like a human zombie, so it’s harder to hear him coming. We’re crossing our fingers that whatever zombie virus happens doesn’t make zombie sharks that also fly.”
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