Because there is NOTHING sexier than pizza, I give you pizza cologne! The chances of me being attracted to a man wearing this stuff are about 100%. Seriously, he could look like Quasimoto with leprosy and I would still be drooling uncontrollably. This cologne is smells just like a fresh baked slice from your favorite pizzeria with hints of tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and oregano. Absolutely irresistible!
Get it from Perpetual Kid – $19.99
