“The Broadsword Umbrella is the only way to defend yourself against the rain. Its massive handle looks like you could draw forth a blade and cleave the raindrops in twain before they even had a chance to hit the ground. No form of precipitation will mess with you when you are armed with a Broadsword Umbrella. Goes great with any business suit of armor or really, even just business casual chain mail.”
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