The world’s most famous towel is now available for purchase! You may remember Towelie from South Park, but if you haven’t been enlightened, he was genetically-engineered by Tynacorp to be able to detect the precise level of dryness. Now, I should clarify, this is not the REAL Towelie, but rather a very accurately depicted replica of everyones favorite pot-smoking, hard-drug using, best-selling novel writing towel. You’ll never be bored or wet as long as Towelie is around! Just be careful, this towel can be a VERY bad influence.
Get it from Amazon.com – $62.45
