Please, Santa??
Posted December 9, 2009 at 10:08am
For the past 5 years or so, nothing has touched my face unless it was made by philosophy. I have spent a fortune on face cleanser, exfoliators, microdermabrasors, chemical peels, eye cream, oh my god I am 29 years old.
Yesterday I ran out of my microdermabrasion daily face wash and panicked, and literally jogged to CVS wondering what I could possibly buy there quickly to use while Amazon primed me some philosophy cleanser. And I found this Biore stuff and I figure, I trust Biore, they used to have that mask that heated itself up on it’s own!
So today I used this stuff for the first time, even following the directions, and I am not kidding you, unicorns came out of the bottle. Or something, because my skin! MY SKIN! It is so soft and clear and bright! I just can’t believe it and I wish you could come through the computer and touch my face.
But not really. Unless you are Orlando Bloom. In which case, call me!
“Futuristic, solar powered watch with scrolling LCD display and strobe light effect”
Posted December 1, 2009 at 9:22am
Hurry! Hurry!
Posted December 1, 2009 at 9:18am
Hey, I was wondering if you had a thou or so to line my birdcage with. Oh you do? Oh great but you know what I’m thinking? How about instead if I just get a block of wood from outside and we get one of those extension cords from the garage and we make a turntable out of it? Yeah have an old picture frame we can take the glass out of. I have an idea! Let’s sell it for a thousand dollars!
If you live in Texas, Arizona or California, you are not allowed to buy these. Look, they are cold weather WINTER boots, and you look ridiculous wearing Uggs with leggings and a t shirt, ok? Because you live in California! Where it is sunny!! Give those of us in places where we have actual seasons that are COLD just one thing, ok? Just give us this one thing.
